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Have a Holy Laugh

September 2016

 

Christians are viewed as stiff-necked, serious, humorless people. Here is the evidence that we Christians have a great sense of humor-Real Church Signs at real churches, Have a laugh.

 

God’s Garden

Lettuce be kind         Squash gossip

And turnip for church

After the rapture, who will change the sign?

Salvation guaranteed

or

all sins will be refunded

Hillside Church says

Blah  Blah  Blah

Just come to church

Whoever stole our AC units,

keep one.

It’s hot where you’re going.

Too hot to keep changing the sign.

So…

Sin bad=====Jesus good

Details inside

Just love everyone and I’ll sort them out later-God-

Brother Stan

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